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Look at this white wonder machine. it's a wonder it's still going. Wonderfully dull paint, doughy suspension, doesn't start easily and sometimes has problems going forward. Burns through coolant like you do alcohol, leaks oil like you do money, man it's a wonder this car is still running. It's not as gullible as you are though, so it's no wonder you're still reading this. how could he be selling such a white wonder of woeful wubbish?!?! Well of course it's not. it's a Lancerghini. It's bullet proof. the paint is a little dull though. Tell your friends it's in immaculate condition, you paid 3 grand for it, and everything is like brand new. They'll lap it up eh, they'll believe anything, especially if it's on tiktok where all the facts of life come from. When you go to Wikipedia these days, there's a just a link to tiktok and a picture of a white wonder lancerghini shining though the darkness. Of course you could always just tell them you paid market value, got market value, and ask if they need a lift anywhere cause you've got some cool new wheels. Comes with current roadworthy certificate, 15mths warranty with 15mths roadside assistance available and rego til 30th June 2025 Sole trader licensed dealer in Cardiff NSW MD082365 Personalised service, check out our ratings at Bonney Buying https://g.page/r/Cf5sKLnRDZLMEB0/review Trade ins welcome and extra warranty available